demonologys

monster asks!!!

  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
  • ouo
greeklesbian
saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT